50 ways to annoy your co-workers

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50 ways to annoy your co-workers:

1. Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “Install these”
2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner
3. Put tape over the mouse optics
4. Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask
5. Turn up the beep volume of the copier
6. Practice beat boxing
7. Misplace peoples pens
8. Insert a 3.5″ disk before they turn on their computer
9. Glue their mouse to the desk
10. Turn up the contrast on their monitor
11. Use goofy event sounds for your programs
12. Send flowers from one co-worker to another
13. Start your car remotely when someone walk by it
14. Leave your lunch garbage in other people’s cans
15. Put salt on someone’s mouse pad
16. Set a password on someone’s screensaver
17. Smirk when a co-worker walks by
18. Eat half of someone’s lunch
19. Swap co-worker’s chairs
20. Stare deeply into your co-workers eyes when they talk to you
21. Take all the ice out of the community freezer
22. Flip the left and right mouse button defaults
23. Take out the ball in the mouse
24. Tell a long story without a point
25. Tell a co-worker you liked their hair better last week
26. Anonymously send flowers to a random co-worker
27. Bring Cheetos for food days
28. Use too many paper clips
29. Whisper loudly
30. Stand over someone while they are on the phone
31. Sneak up behind someone
32. Mess with the thermostat
33. Give everyone a pistol wink when they walk by
34. Gradually turn down the volume on someone’s phone
35. Juggle office supplies
36. Write all your memos on bright colored paper
37. Hide whiteboard erasers
38. Read your emails aloud
39. Type loudly
40. Wear bright colored clothes
41. Give everyone a nickname from a TV show
42. Do the sneaky walk around the office
43. Peer over the cube and wait for a co-worker to look up and notice
44. Use the intercom and page yourself
45. Hide the sugar and creamer
46. Type emails in uppercase and excessive punctuation
47. Refer to your garbage can as your in-box
48. Stick pencils to the ceiling in other people’s offices
49. Imitate regular sounds like a disc drive opening, door slamming or a mouse click
50. Talk to your monitor as if it was a person

this is an edited version of 50 of my favorites from another list

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