VP, using Instant Messenger: How do I type a smiley face that means, “I’ll cut you.”
Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says “Train for jobs in biotch.”
Smarter teen: Fool! That word is BioTech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?
this site archives random conversations people have submitted that were overheard in new york.
some of these are priceless.